Team Malla is a English group. Having alot of group type in Facebook: close, open and secret and it is a CLOSED group. They attracted 267 members. So it is a Tiny group. 324719807669568 is the identifier of this group with Facebook. We last updated on 2015-01-16 10:10:04.
We are the best at what we do
Rules
1.- Keep Drinking (or whatever it is you do)
2.- Keep Dancing (or whatever it is you do)
3.- If you buy a Drink, buy 2 more, and then another one just to be sure
4.- Photo-bomb every photo you see, unless your a Staniel, then you being in frame is more than adequate
5.- One is never enough. (applies to every single situation)
6.- If its new years, or Christmas, or Halloween, or Fountains Birthday, or any situation really, overdo it
7.- Keep the combo going, if you are on round 14, what harm will another round do, every extra round adds a point to your legend meter
8.- If you are offered 80 euro's for a photoshoot make sure that the person taking the photo isnt an openly gay sex offender who is aspiring for a career in homosexual pornography
9.- If you get so drunk you look like you had a staring role in the exorcist, its time to chill.... just kidding round 7 tonight
10. - If someone challenges your wastage abilities you are able to challenge them to a battle of the mallati, basically you set a time and a place and whoever gets more shitfaced wins the arguement, judge will be perscribed by the "high" council
11.- Fireballs
12.- Causing uneccassary Drama is punishable by pushups
13.- It does not matter what day it is, what matters is that you wake up on someone's doorstep with no idea how you got there
14.- Never turn down a free drink, despite how absolutely square-faced you may already be. If doing so results in you ending up with liver failure, then so be it.
15.- Whenever a new member is added, whoever approves them must introduce them to the group, and an initiation ritual shall be performed within 48 hours. all members who have not yet been initiated must purchase a quarter bottle of vodka and down the whole thing in one sip within the next day of seeing this.
16.- If you remember the previous night, you did it wrong!
17.- At the end of the night, the most sober person (as identified by a High Council member, or Cabinet Member) will be given a dirty pint as a punishment for his wussiness, if he is sick it shall be commuted to a rainbow.
Group Safety Policy: Man up, or shut the fuck up and get out. You are not to fight with another Team Malla member, if it happens, chat it out and suck it up. If you don't and end up in a scuffle, the moment the first blow is made both parties are banned from Team Malla, obviously provided that things weren't one-sided. Only way to re-enter Team Malla is if BOTH PARTIES do a dirty pint TOGETHER in front of the High Council as a symbol of your repentance.