Anonymous Confessions of the Morally Flexible is a English group. It is a CLOSED group. Anonymous Confessions of the Morally Flexible has 157 members. So it is a Tiny group. 715903718450949 is the identifier of this group with Facebook. We last updated on 2015-02-24 05:35:07.
Message Molly R. Plouffe, your secret, and I will post it anonymously in the group! I am excellent at keeping secrets... ask anyone! :)
You may be relentlessly ridiculed, your best friend might call you a jackass, and someone will probably post that stupid fucking Michael Jackson eating popcorn meme at some point. STAY ANONYMOUS.
Ten Rules:
1. Feel free to be funny and wildly inappropriate. If you have a problem with vulgar language, please fuck off. Memes are encouraged.
2. Don't be racist, sexist, or make fun of homosexuality, religion/atheism, or disabilities, because that shit is not cool OR funny. THREATS OF VIOLENCE WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE BANISHMENT.
3. If you confess something and then out yourself as the confessor, you're an asshole, and you're going to be deleted and blocked from rejoining.
4. Proper use of spelling, punctuation, and grammar are strongly encouraged.
5. INVITE ALL THE AWESOME PEOPLE. ALL OF THEM. EVERY. LAST. ONE.
6. If you act like an asshole, expect to be treated like one. Don't backpedal... just take your lashings and keep it moving.
7. Remember that this group is a hobby for the admins. We don't get paid for this; we have lives, jobs, families, etc. Wait patiently for your confession to be posted. If we aren't going to post it, we'll tell you so.
8. People are going to give you shit. If you can't take snark, you can't sit with us!
9. Leave your sense of mural superiority at the door... by being a member, you are admitting that you are morally flexible!
10. No (public or private) confessions regarding your feelings about/opinions of the confessional or its members will be allowed. You're just not important enough for anyone to care. :)